Friday, April 27, 2012

The Martians

There is some evidence that this race of colonists and explorers have visited our own Earth in the past and I can imagine what some poor medieval yokel made of them. While certainly intrepid and scientifically advanced, they are a rough people who remind me all too much of our neighbours on the continent. They have the warlike nature of the Prussians, the craftiness of the Dutch, the greediness of the Swiss, the viciousness of the Sicilians, the libido of the French and the rampant hairiness of the Spanish. Venus seems drawn to them, as a fly toward honey, which cultivates much disappointment in him.

From Professor Mancheeks' Alamanac of the Astonishing.

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